Lincoln Stretch

When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".

by BukakeJones April 06, 2017

lincoln stretch

a sexual task involving, "four whores and seven queers to blow."

Hey Ricky, tonight the boss wants a Lincoln Stretch.

by urkzik September 25, 2013

Stretch Neck

A stretch neck is someone who has a very long and unnatural neck.

"Ew, do you see that Stretch Neck over there?"
"ya, its nasty"

by John the Window Licker June 23, 2021

Titty stretch

When a guy grabs a girls titty and pulls as far as he can.

Jacob gave me a titty stretch in bed last night.

by Talented81 July 30, 2015

Taffy Stretching

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.

Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.

by Banana Hammie May 05, 2020

dynamic stretching

Male stretching before soccer game and female getting turned on.

Example. "Kruno the first time I saw you dynamic stretching before soccer, I was like WHOA

by Pavkovm February 17, 2015

Stretch Your Fence

A versatile term that can mean homosexual intercourse or to fight someone depending on how it's used.

Come over to my place, I'll stretch your fence ;)
OR
Yo don't make me stretch your fence

by 10 Penny September 30, 2023