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Sweat-Stache

When someone has a sweaty upper lip and rudely drink from an apparatus that is intended for consumption by multiple people.
“Why couldn’t you waterfall the Arizona? You straight Sweat-Stached my drink…I don’t want it anymore. Keep it!”

He says he through with her but he’s probably at her house right now sweat-stach’n her snatch😂
by Brittany Krystine August 16, 2022
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Charlie's 'stache

1. Charlie Swan's facial hair in the Twilight movie (2008). It is extremely intimidating, especially if Charlie is holding a rifle.

2. The most painful way to die.
1. Dude, I went to ask Bella to prom, but chickened out when I saw Charlie's 'stache a mile away!

The two girls giggled mercilessly at Charlie's 'stache, still slightly terrified even though he was glaring at Edward.

2. Fear the wrath of Charlie's 'stache.
by Liarface December 9, 2008
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skid stach

a mustache that is not full grown, seen around town on skids and people that are to young to or cannot grow a real mustache. the "skid stach" is only worn by really lame people.
john was too young to grow a real mustache but chose to rock the lame skid stach anyway.
by mustache mat November 14, 2009
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Shaft Stache

The art of trimming your pubes to look like you have a mustache above your cock and balls.
My girlfriend Ashley went down on me, and said wow, your Shaft Stache makes your dick look bigger.
by Steamboat The Gun Show June 3, 2024
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Hot belly bubble stache

Rubbing your dick on a stomach and cumming on the upper lip to make a mustache
I’m gonna dry hump you so hard and give you a hot belly bubble stache.
by Rdizz21 October 28, 2021
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Bu stache

When a cat has a built in mustache.
This cat is a bu because they have a fine bu stache.
by Weinerdog17 April 12, 2021
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dirt-stach

When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:
Obviously Joey hasn't washed his face in days; he's rocking the 'dirt-stache'!
by RedBombshell February 24, 2015
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