A diddler Stache is a mustache that you grow out when you have to replace your valve covers on your German engineered bMw for the 5th time
by Vic Vinegur February 20, 2022
Get the Diddler Stachemug. by They call me Mr.Boombastic December 12, 2016
Get the Head stachemug. An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.
Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."
Friend 2: "Finally!"
Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012
Get the Stache Patrolmug. A mustache you gain from the foamy goodness of a guinness beer, or Something a guinea pig might have
Look at that guys guine stache, he must love that beer!
Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!
Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!
by Zombie25 June 26, 2010
Get the Guine Stachemug. by Cozza and Matt co May 23, 2020
Get the Cunt-stachemug. Commonly known as a total shit mustache that most pedophiles possess. Paul Coats as the most ideal pedo-stache, that shit is so insanely creepy looking.
by locolegend September 17, 2021
Get the Pedo-stachemug. When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:
by RedBombshell February 24, 2015
Get the dirt-stachmug.