cow squirt

Milk.

Shazza, can you pick up a carton of cow squirt on your way home from work?

by Captain Roundhead March 4, 2014

Mexican squirt

The result of eating too much Mexican food. Will most likely secrete from the anus, but can come from the mouth.

Aaron had a steak burrito with extra beans Friday night. On Saturday morning, he experienced the horrible Mexican squirt.

by Rickety ruckity November 29, 2015

squirt the turtle

The most boss ass turtle you’ll ever meet

Squirt the turtle is a fucking Greek god or some shit

by Gianluca M November 2, 2017

bum squirt

Bum squirt is any kind of liquid that comes from a bum

The bum squirt that was leaking from the bum is nothing you want to drink

by The saint James chk June 8, 2016

No Squirt September

The entire month of September females cannot masturbate, have sex, or orgasm. It is like No Nut November for females

"Yo Becky Did you pass No Squirt September? No I lost yesterday."

by BleachFilledBurger November 6, 2019

gay squirt

After being ass raped by numerous men, the taker then squirts the semen out.

Example: Did you see the load Sburch "gay squirted"?

Hey, did you see the "gay squirt" Sburch shot out after that jam season?

by Bruthy March 29, 2015

worth the squirt

in reference to a female (or male) who looks good enough to ejaculate in, on or around.

rob: hey dude, you see that girl? she is welllll fittttt!
pete: o yeee man, she is soooooo worth the squirt!

by georgeadam April 30, 2012