Mount Morris, Michigan; an incredibly small town north of Flint. It includes all of the “perks” of living in Flint, ghetto corner stores, hood rats, and a road straight to Beecher. Fortunately for the citizens, however, Mount Morris has clean water AND cops, though some of them may be corrupt. Their high schools teen pregnancy rate could be better, but lucky for them 80% of the schools population is gay anyway! Ah, good ole Mount Morris. The city where the most interesting thing to do is walk to speedway to get a slushie! If you want to do anything worth your time you have to go to Clio, just steer clear of the rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks that reside there.
by QueenGeneseeCounty May 21, 2018
Get the Mount Morrismug. by Widowmater. October 21, 2017
Get the Morrismug. (n)
1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
Get the Hairy Morrismug. A one of a kind girl. Someone who brightens up the whole mood with her beautiful smile. The most sweetest person to ever be alive. Everyone always wants to be around her. One of the most understanding and most kind caring person in this whole wide world. She’s always there for everyone no matter how hurt she is. She’s so beautiful but always Denys it but we all know how gorgeous and perfect she is.she’s Incredibly smart and a very curious person always wanting to learn more and more. Very multitalented. Just something about her pulls me closer and closer to her. I cant help but to fall more deeply in love every second that I’m with her.
by Te<3 March 17, 2022
Get the Nyasia Morrismug. A being of pure power. Riches rain down from the heavens upon these creatures of majesty. The ruler above all.
by spiderman_man October 19, 2020
Get the Morrismug. The opposite of Moore's Law. Says that microchip performance increases but wafer costs increase at the square (^2) of performance uplift of said microchip.
by PD W April 8, 2025
Get the Morris' Lawmug. by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023
Get the Thomas John Morrismug.