moose magma

The same as truffle butter but with much less consistency but fluffier and more aeration. Also described as a form of lubricant.

Moose magma is used as a condiment or a sauce(slightly tan in colour) to seafood tacos and other fishy sandwiches, also referred to as Moose Mustard

by Jimmy whoops March 3, 2018

Moose-Skin

When a dude’s scrotum is so big and meaty that his moose knuckle also has noticeable skin folds. Skinny jeans and spandex enhance the presence of moose-skin and is quite repulsive.

Roger walked around the gym completely oblivious to his sporting of moose-skin in his new workout shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

The Moose Move

When going down on a girl and the smell is so unbearable that you have to have to plug your nose with your two thumbs while resting your fingers on her inner thighs.

Its purpose is to disguise what you are doing without letting her know when she looks down to see what you are doing.

Dude, it was so bad down there that I had to do "The Moose Move" just to get through it.

by the woo tang clan March 8, 2011

Use the moose

Full term: Use the moose to jump over the rocks. This is a way to say; problem solve, work around the problem and think about the problem (without giving a direct answer).

You say, “What is the answer to question C?”
Your friend says, “Use the moose to jump over the rocks.”

by MooseRockGang November 8, 2019

The Boxing Moose

When your nuts are so full they are the size of moose balls and all you want to do it’s punch your girls fart box. When you finally blow in her bum you have to bark like a moose.

Last night I was The Boxing Moose, I finally punched Cherie’s fart box and barked out loud!

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022

Moose Ass

Moose ass is when you shit in your underwear and dont wipe well, then a day later you cant walk right

Jimmy shit his pants and didnt wipe well, the next day he couldn't walk correctly he suffers from moose ass

by The Mad Hattter May 22, 2010

Rusty Moose

The Rusty Moose is executed when one is in the rear mount position. While slamming away, you poke your fingers into the asshole one at a time, to include the thumbs. Next you shove your thumbs into the ears of the subject, maintaining coitus, opening your hands in a moose-antler fashion and bellowing loudly.

"Yo, dude, I gave the Patti the Rusty Moose last night."

by BetterthanDudeMcSweet January 13, 2009