We’d gone to the bogs between the main course and pudding arriving, and I’d filled her gob to the brim with love custard. Unfortunately the down button didn’t work, so she had a lift full of milk, and when the doors opened the carpet got drenched. Had to sit there with a flood of jizz on her top for the rest of the meal. I ordered a cheeseboard and some coffees, too.
by Pete’s A December 9, 2023

by veronica1292 February 5, 2017

The painfully but highly arouseing sex move were the man or dominant person will use a fork lift. They then will ram the fork on the fork lift into the less dominant person ass until there ass is bloody and torn.
by John_lemon71 July 23, 2025

Lift a leg is a saying by many human pups to each other to indicate good luck.
Its derived from the old performance slang "Break a leg" .
Its derived from the old performance slang "Break a leg" .
by TEKPUP May 31, 2019

A phrase commonly used as an excuse to not work out in a proper gym or weight room. Usually pertains to the person curling and benching for 5 minutes and stating that they have completed a full workout.
Person 1: Bro, you trying to work out tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I lift at home. Not really in the mood for staying after to work out tonight.
Person 2: Nah, I lift at home. Not really in the mood for staying after to work out tonight.
by Juanthejumper September 11, 2016

by Peanut Alley August 10, 2008

Two people stand butt to butt and fart simultaneously. Performing this on the moon while naked can result in forces capable of granting the human body an escape velocity from the lunar surface.
by Hope Fully August 18, 2022
