Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:
Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
by Imanisu March 4, 2022
Get the Germanic Guidomug. When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.
by Buddy Shagetz July 3, 2016
Get the Guido Gapingmug. by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
Get the Mas Guidomug. The practice in which a group of spray tanned men with a lot of hair product partake in a large groupsex activity.
by TheSituationn January 19, 2019
Get the Guido Gangbangmug. Leader of a epic pride of lions. Better known as Bartysquad. Always eager to help. But whilst being smashed he rather stands in the way while you do important clean business. Either way, always worth a toast.
by SergeantScotch January 14, 2018
Get the Guidomug. After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
by Uhohpinks November 25, 2023
Get the pink eye guidomug. Leader of a pack legendary lions. Better known as a Bartysquad. Always ready to help you, unless he is completely smashed himself. In that case, he rather inteferes while you do important cleaning business. Other than that, always worth a toast!
by SergeantScotch January 10, 2018
Get the Guidomug.