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Dick on desk

Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,
by de la May 13, 2021
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Desk Burrito

Desk Burrito
noun

Definition:
When you're 15 minutes into a World of Warcraft raid boss—mid pull, cooldowns blown, bloodlust popped—and your bowels suddenly betray you. No time to hearth, no time to wipe (yourself or the raid). So you grab the log from your shorts and place it next to your mouse pad.
Usage:
“Bro I wasn’t missing that Sylvanas kill. Had to desk burrito it. My chair may be ruined, but we got the mount.”
by Deathxxscythe June 24, 2025
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Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way saying, “If I accept your Friend Request please don’t do any creepy shit.”
I’ll tell you where I’m at on Social Media, but don’t hide under my desk.
by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025
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Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way of asking someone not to be a psychopathic creep.
Feel free to check out my Instagram. Just don’t hide under my desk.
by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025
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Desk Accessory

Desk Accessory is an Extra Needy person who fits great on your desk, make sure they're dirty though
A had a desk accessory on my desk and it was all dirty and Extra Needy
by Prince Of chaos September 4, 2025
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desk dweller

That one coworker who spends more time under the bosses desk than they do anywhere else. This individual will complain about everyone being cry babies but will be the first one to cry to management or the union hall with any disagreement.
Well there goes Brian again for his morning fill up. Hes such a desk dweller
by Bigsexy5 March 4, 2023
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Desking

The act of edging while sitting at your desk. This can be done by yourself, or with a partner as long as you don't lose your edging streak.
Kai: Yo bro, don't enter my room! I am desking to your videos rn.

Ray: Dawg what 💀
by airconditioner22 June 4, 2024
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