Calvin

Is the greatest munch of all time, got Lebron's James'd by his dog.

by nutinyabutt November 20, 2022

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Calvin is a bitch who dont take showers he has dandruff and cheese curds dropping onto his shirt he always beats his dog and eats rabbit dookie no one likes calvin, if you ever meet a calvin... RUN

eww your such a calvin

by Phil Ronky March 27, 2019

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Calvin is a super sus boy who were vans and thinks he has drip, but he really doesn’t

Omg its Calvin

Oh hi Calvin

by Marrrrrrrffdfddijnnn March 27, 2019

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Hey dude it burns all of his bridges and tries to fuck anything with a heartbeat. Will use women for sex and manipulate them to pitying him for sex. Threatens to kill himself if you do not give him what he wants.

Guy 1: did you hear what Calvin did?
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!

by Todd789 July 26, 2018

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Calvin is a toxic , smart ,handsome he is very lovable & when you meet a calvin you will get very attached. Calvin is a very funny too . Calvin also has a long dick and he is a lady man so better hide your girl

omg , you mess with a calvin

calvin…has a big dick

by saintsfan9 November 22, 2021

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