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Time Blindness

The typical Zoomer excuse for badly handled time management.
Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.
by LimeSenpai October 14, 2023
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Anal Blind

The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.
Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.

Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.
by DirtyMike1972 March 3, 2022
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Booty Blinded

To see someone and experience so much phsyical attraction that everything they say or do is seen through rose colored glasses. Generally applies to a pre-sexual relationship. Can apply to either gender, though men are more often the victims of this.
1. Dang, can't she see he's a doughbag? "No, she's booty blinded." 2. Dang, he just gave her his card number on the first date???? "He is so booty blinded."
by Bookworm Beauty March 7, 2019
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INTERNET BLIND

TO NOT HAVE INTERNET, UNABLE TO SEE INTERNET.
DUDE, I AM REMOTE AND RUNNING INTERNET BLIND.
by LEXWORLD May 25, 2010
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Blind pufferfish

When you are blindfolded, and you blow into a vagina really hard, she then queefs super hard in your face!
You know that girl from last night? She asked me to give her a blind pufferfish, and I totally did!
by Dustinj321 October 12, 2017
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Tech Blind

A person who does not understand anything about technology. These people ask questions about everything tech related. Most question start with; "What is this?", "How does this work?", "How does it turn on?" etc. Tech Blind people usually go to someone they know (even if they have little knowledge of tech) to get things fixed.
Bob: "What is an iPhone?"
Steve: "You don't know? You must be Tech Blind."
by Bman111 April 17, 2017
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cow blinds

Another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Once mistakenly used instead of Beef Curtains.
What are Cow Blinds?
by Mooo January 12, 2005
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