Barry White

cockney rhyming slang for shite (shit)

i'm just going for a barry.

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Barry Bonds

The greatest baseball player of all time. No other player comes even close.

When I grow up, I want to be just like my hero, Barry Bonds. Have any tips?

by Rick Astley August 09, 2007

todd barry

an extreamly good looking stand-up comedian.

STUFF HES DONE:

STAND UP ON TELEVISION
Late Show with David Letterman
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Comedy Central Presents: Todd Barry - 1/2 hour special
Last Call with Carson Daly
Jimmy Kimmel Live
USO Comedy Tour - (Comedy Central)

ANIMATED TELEVISION
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist - Todd, The Video Guy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Romulox
Space Ghost, Coast-To-Coast - guest
Shorties Watching Shorties
Hey Monie - Kazumi
Saddle Rash - Kitty the Kid
Home Movies - Clerk
O'Grady - Janitor, Dave, The Fly
Squidbillies - Dr. Bug
Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil - Ethan

OTHER TELEVISION
Wonder Showzen - Barold T. Mosely
Sesame Street - 7
Lucky Louie - Todd
Friar's Club Roast of Chevy Chase - roaster
Chappelle's Show - Paul
The Larry Sanders Show - Keith
Spin City - Doug
Sex and the City - Ordinary Guy
Contest Searchlight - himself
Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn - regular panelist
Sundance Film Festival Live - Co-host - (Sundance Channel, 1999)
Hot Off the Grill with Bobby Flay - (Food Network)

RADIO
The Howard Stern Show

FESTIVALS
Edinburgh Festival Fringe - Edinburgh, UK (2004)
Melbourne International Comedy Festival - Australia (2004)
Vancouver International Comedy Festival
Just for Laughs Festival - Montreal (1994, 2003, 2006)
Brighton Comedy Festival - Brighton, UK (2003)
Big Night of Comedy - Den Haag, NL (2003)
Cat Laughs Festival - Kilkenny, IRE (2001)
U.S. Comedy Arts Festival - Aspen (1998, 2000)
Chicago Comedy Festival (1999)

AWARDS
2003 IT STANDUP - Entertainment Weekly IT List
2003 Nightlife Awards - Outstanding Male Standup Comedian
1998 U.S. Comedy Arts Festival, Aspen - Jury Award - Stand Up

i am completly in love with todd barry and his balding head.

by maroo September 01, 2006

Barry Obama

The real name of the 44th president of the United States. An absolute fraud of a human being, lying and promising preposterous scenarios if elected. Despite not having any experience or discernible talent, aside from the ability to read a TelePrompTer, convinced millions of lemmings with the help of a complicit media, of every age, race and creed to actually vote for him in November of 2008. After almost a full term in office, it became increasingly obvious that not only did his lack of experience hinder his ability, but he was not the genius that he was billed to be, but instead a far-left, obtuse, unyielding, narcissistic, class warfaring, Marxist, idealogical dolt. Absolutely in over his head, he is either purposely leading the United States to the presipice of destruction or too dense to turn it around. Either way it's terrifying.

"Dude did you hear Barry Obama say there were 57 states? What an absolute clusterfuck!"
"Hey, did you see Barry Obama mispronounce 'Corpsman' over and over in front of military personnel? What an embarrassing moron."

by JWrod December 10, 2011

Barry Faggotlow

A semi-famous orange-haired singer who may or may not be gay, aka Barry Manilow. Chicks love him, guys hate him.

I wonder if Barry Faggotlow would know what to do with Mandy if he caught her.

by andy1 January 21, 2007

barry mccokiner

Its what i did to your girlfriend last night. ;)

Guy: hey guess what i do every night!
Friend: what?
Guy: i Barry Mccokiner
Friend: What?
Guy: i bury my cock in her.
Friend: who?
Guy: your girlfriend.

by Huegh G. Rection April 03, 2015

Barry Bonds

He did it...

next to the witness stand, Barry Bonds*

by hedidit June 16, 2009