Vacuum

When a girl sucks in while sucking a dick.

My girlfriend just vacuumed me.

by Penis Fucker Parker December 11, 2021

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Vacuum fart

this is when you fart and immediately after that, fresh air enters your anus. this is because there is no more air in your anus. this can only happen if you are in a certain position with your anus spread.

Oh shit Bro I just took a shit but I got a vacuum fart

by El Crispee February 21, 2022

Peach Ring Vacuum

A noun describing those notoriously good as an anilingus.

Dude, she's such a peach ring vacuum...

by PabloDeNoches February 27, 2021

French vacuum

A vacuum cleaner with a French accent, this item has supposedly never existed before and won't ever. so technically this word exists for no reason

I spotted the legendary French vacuum

by johnsonboy24 December 26, 2024

Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019

vacuuming the backyard

When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess

I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!

Oh while your friends were in town?

Yup!

What does vacuuming the backyard mean?

Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.

But what does it mean?

You really don't want to know.

Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!

by Trevyamo August 15, 2023