toad sticker

A toad sticker was protruding from the puppet, implying that the person it represented was being threatened.
by The Return of Light Joker August 26, 2011
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Ocean Toad

An ocean toad is defined as an individual, normally working in middle management, who sits around daily in a sea of waste and despair he or she calls their job. The ocean toad is known to regurgitate email messages already sent from other higher level sources even though he or she is aware that all of their subordinates had received the message. The ocean toad comes in many shapes and sizes, and is often recognized by it's rigid brow line and sloped uphill walk which is indicative of its desire to crawl out of the lonesome role of middle management to annoy others higher up the chain of command. Ocean toads hop from job to job making the lives of those they manage miserable.
Russ, the boss, is such an ocean toad. Did you see him resend that email about TPS-888 form? He's hopping up the ladder to the next level soon.
by Billy Klube May 08, 2013
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Fried toad turd

This yard bird tastes like fried toad turd
by beEasy91 July 04, 2010
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toad yo ass

I toad yo ass
i toad yo ass
by kneegero November 06, 2019
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Toad Tossing

n. To orally pleasure someone whose genitals are visibly infected with an STD, esp. Genital Warts.
"You're going on a date with her? With all the toad tossing I'm sure that girl's done, I wouldn't get near that mouth, let alone kiss her."
by BenBen July 23, 2005
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Toad Hop

A score in the game Super Mario Strikers Charged, for the Nintendo Wii that involves Toad running up to the goalie, and using his deke to hop over the goalie's head and into the goal.
Colin: You just got Toad Hopped!

Victor: Damn, I suck.
by Wavedasher September 11, 2007
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Toad Eating Pelican

One who drinks too much alcohol while smoking too much marijuana and begins to think he/she knows it all when he/she actually does not have a clue what they are talking about.
Every time you get completely wasted you are such a toad eating pelican.
by Peckerwood247420 June 04, 2009
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