Zoo Train

The last train exiting a city and bound for the lower socio-economic suburbs, especially after Friday & Saturday nights.
Although comprising of some decent folk who've had a shandy or two, this train service ferries large numbers of drunk juvenile and young adult non-paying patrons back home from the previous evening's shady dealings, train station fight-clubs & various local pillages.
Catch an earlier train if you can.

The Zoo Train was full of cack.

The DCP would have their work cut out for them on this Zoo Train.

Why do half of these kids have a goon bag? It's like a Zoo on this Train!

by grizzlaa May 10, 2013

Whiskey Train

Noun. A series of drinks, or more specifically a series of whiskey shots lined up on the bar top and drunken in rapid succession. A Whiskey Train comprises of at least three shots (though preferably more), each shot containing a different brand of whiskey. The most important part of the Whiskey Train is the final drink which is called the Caboose. The Caboose is the last car on the train and should be a memorable one. The choice of the Caboose is up to the drinker’s discretion, but a particularly effective Caboose is a boilermaker which is definitely recommended. Essentially, the Whiskey Train is ideal for the serious drinker on the go, who has no time for messing around. Not suggested for amateurs.

Barkeep, give me a five-car Whiskey Train with a boilermaker caboose, and make it snappy! I’ve got to be at work in fifteen minutes.

by bigdanshooter June 20, 2011

My Trains

A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.

In the club, the Model Railroad Club,

A motherfucker said shit about my trains.

Might as well have took a shit on my brain

Cuz I went insane.

I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.

But the president never did let me back after that.

Shit, I said, "Fuck you.

Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"

My trains, uh.

My trains, uh.

I got small ones. Tiny little trains.

I come down here just to get away.

My trains, uh.

M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.

It's like magic. Magic trains.

I wish these trains could take me away.

by the ouma piss fic March 17, 2021

scam train

(twitch slang) a play on "hype train" a feature that gives people rewards for subscribing, giving bits, and giving gifts to a channel en mass. It is often called scam train because the rewards are terrible and it just tries to add extra incentive for subscribing, and hype people up to give money to twitch.

I hate scam trains, they don't even give you anything good but they still get people to sub and give bits for no reason.

by schmarmoload August 9, 2022

Tinkle Train

Where In a public setting such as restaurant or bar, multiple women at a table(s), usually friends or acquaintances, will get up to use the restroom at the same time, forming a single file line through the restaurant/bar to the ladies room. Men have no problem going to the restroom by themselves, but women like to go in groups.

Shortly before the dinner show began, all the women at our table decided to go to the ladies room and formed a tinkle train through the club.

by jwick4896 February 15, 2014

Bear train

When three large, Hairy, Gay men run a train on one another.

Did you see Ricky, He cant walk right from that Bear train last night.

by Devon T January 28, 2018

Ebola Train

An Ebola train is any type of run-down (ghetto) public transportation.

Ebola trains can be found in highly populated urban areas, including but not limited to The republic of Congo, Liberia, Nigeria, Dallas, Ft. worth, and New York.

It is rumored that Ebola trains can also be found in London, Madrid, Cleveland, and other urban centers.

Look at those poor bastards riding the Ebola train into Liberia.

by ToxicBeef October 25, 2014