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Jake Shields

the most fucking awesome ufc middle weight fighter.
Jake Shields kicked that guys ass.
by martin0246 December 23, 2011
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Shield of Justice

The efed faction that stands against injustice, mostly the Children of Elysia (CoE), and all who would threaten to corrupt that efed with cult like tactics. Led by Jonathan Justice.
The Shield of Justice quickly defeated the Children of Elysia, proving once again to be the best faction in the fed.
by thegr8one713 June 6, 2018
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Mustache-Shielding

When a person gives a hypothetical dilemma, and the responding party tries to include bypasses to make the scenario work better, Mustache-Shielding is when the person presenting the dilemma shuts down the bypasses to ensure that the scenario is still difficult.
"Would you go on a date with a girl with a mustache for 50 bucks?" -Jinya
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh
by Sleepy Chigga October 8, 2025
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Commando Shield

When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.

A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.
I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.
by Lindylvr April 17, 2020
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Shield wall

The girl version of the male toilet sword fight

To do this act two girls semi squat bum to bum and pee into the same toilet at the same time
by Shield wall June 17, 2024
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SHIELD

English: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Spanish: Servicio Homologado de Inteligencia, Espionaje, Logística y Defensa.
SHIELD
by juanantonia March 16, 2022
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aut shield

An imaginary shield which you have to protect yourself from the autistic people around you. In other words, one uses it to shy himself from the disease of autism from others.
Person 1: For fuck sake, there they are, Yushi and his autistic, inbred, squinty family.
Person 2: Quick, activate your aut shield. We don't want to be like them.

Person 1: Good call.
by Grannyfucker12345 July 8, 2016
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