milk your popsicle

To masturbate or to be masturbated or to be given a blow job. As heard in the Katy Perry song, "California Gurls".

In some kid friendly performances, she will say "melt" i.e.: the today show, where it is obvious what she is saying.
However, in other performances i.e.:SNL, it will be more obvious that she is actually saying "milk" and will accompany the line with a hand jerking motion.
In the video she pops her cheek to suggest a blow-job.

Why don't you go milk your popsicle in the corner?

She's going to milk your popsicle like a pro.

by SMcCrab November 04, 2010

eat the popsicle

When a girl gives a blowjob to a guy who's dick is frozen to the point where it is a block of ice.

Guy1: Dude, i had the weirdest experience last night.

Guy2: Did your girl finally eat the popsicle?

Guy1: Yah man! it was weird cuz i couldn't feel it at all but at the same time it was awesome.

by Robert (thanks Danny!) February 25, 2008

Double chocolate popsicle

When a man smears his own feces on his dick, sticks it in another person's ass, thus getting their feces on it, and having that person suck that dick, like a popsicle.

Joanne said she wanted to try something new, so i gave her a double chocolate popsicle

by Nynne August 20, 2010

geriatric popsicle stand

A shitty nursing home

Ty: ready to go

Mrs bell: hell yeah let’s get the hell out of this geriatric popsicle stand

by Heartlandfan666 September 14, 2020

The Scott Popsicle Test

The Scott Popsicle Test is a test in which a man measures his penis concerning the gag reflex via a popsicle. The aforementioned popsicle must be long enough to induce the gag reflex. If the length of the penis surpasses or matches the popsicle, it means that it has passed the popsicle test. Thus, you can gag someone with that shlong!

Sure, it's big enough, but did it pass the Scott Popsicle Test?

by Danny2242 February 14, 2021

Delaware Chocolate popsicle

The act of Butt hole penetration (hers) via fingers and having women lick them. Or suck on them if you want to give a vanilla swirl cream in her mouth first or after

guy 1: "Hey did you hear, she apparently has a taste for Delaware chocolate posicle's,"

guy 2: "eww shes dirty"

Delaware Chocolate popsicle

by Matty Zizzle February 25, 2009

Man Juice Popsicle

When you take you jizz or semen and freeze it and then eat it like a popsicle.

Jason and Jeff both shared a Man Juice popsicle made by Blake. What fags.

by BlakeP July 15, 2008