phil mbakogu

the greastest football player hayward has ever seen. half man half gurrilla

that nigga Phil Mbakogu will murk yo ass nigga

by thirst February 5, 2004

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phil elvrum

to contort oneself wildly, esp. while on stage playing steel drum

also: to enjoy donuts

wow, did you see how that guy phil elvrum'd up there? i thought he was having a seizure

what a phil elvrum! i can't believe how fast he ate those donuts and then talked to us about how great they were for like, 15 minutes... that was creepy, actually

by ryukosuru April 13, 2004

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phil plait

God

Person: Oh man Phil Plaits head is so shiny
Me: Yes he is God
>Earth crumbles before his very presence, the sky becomes black, the moon melts, the human race has faced it's judgement day as the oceans boil and ice catches fire. Phil plait takes a bite out of earth as he watches his children beg for forgiveness. He just laughs and stares<

by jAkE pAuL mErCh LiNk In BiO April 18, 2019

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Phil swift

The man who made the internet

Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed

by Griminatar June 27, 2019

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Dr. Phil

A pseudo doctor of psychology. He doesn't have any doctorate... That's why he's called Dr. Phil and not Dr. McGraw. He can't legally call himself Dr. McGraw... He ain't a doctor. Anyway, he has a show that exploits people with mental and emotional issues, while disguising it's self as a show that helps them.

Dr. Phil is a diabolic person and not a real doctor.

by A great mind... October 18, 2020

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