A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.
The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.
by Devskii July 26, 2022
When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.
by FritzFantom September 28, 2022
by surfknasen March 04, 2018
A person who goes for the girls that are not good looking/desperate because they themselves are ugly af and desperate. They’re standards are very, very low.
Person A- “You heard about Cameron Harlington’s girlfriend”
Person B- “Isn’t she in year 10 and the one with the one who looks like a cold McDonald’s apple pie?”
Person A- “Yeh, he’s such a Lasagna Hunter.”
Person B- “Isn’t she in year 10 and the one with the one who looks like a cold McDonald’s apple pie?”
Person A- “Yeh, he’s such a Lasagna Hunter.”
by Shirielle Han January 04, 2018
buddy lasagna is a term that @cuban_babyyy_ and @joshani_yy came up with.
buddy lasagna is lasagna that is made from a man’s private parts. it is then put into a meat grinder and then made as regular lasagna. so females if your man is cheating or just being dumb just make him some buddy lasagna using his wood and feed it to him.
we are the ceo’s!!!! before any of you bitches try to say you came up with it.
buddy lasagna is lasagna that is made from a man’s private parts. it is then put into a meat grinder and then made as regular lasagna. so females if your man is cheating or just being dumb just make him some buddy lasagna using his wood and feed it to him.
we are the ceo’s!!!! before any of you bitches try to say you came up with it.
by suckyourmomhoe August 27, 2022
by DumbShit69420 March 13, 2023
booty lasagna : licking the crevices of a bloody asshole while watching "Garfield The Tale Of Two Kittens" .
"bro I had the best time last night , me and my boo thang had intimate booty lasagna , so romantic !"
by secret crack whores169 March 29, 2021