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lasagna

the absolute best food to eat stoned. the layers and the flavors and the high calorie content will leave your stoned ass shoveling food in your mouth with your hands and begging for more
i had two big pieces of lasagna when i was high last night, i feel like a fatass
by anonymous February 13, 2023
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Alaskan Lasagna

The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside
Oh babe im so horny can you give me an Alaskan Lasagna
by Johnny Sins's son November 22, 2021
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Winged Lasagna

A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.
The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.
by Devskii July 26, 2022
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buddy lasagna

buddy lasagna is a term that @cuban_babyyy_ and @joshani_yy came up with.

buddy lasagna is lasagna that is made from a man’s private parts. it is then put into a meat grinder and then made as regular lasagna. so females if your man is cheating or just being dumb just make him some buddy lasagna using his wood and feed it to him.

we are the ceo’s!!!! before any of you bitches try to say you came up with it.
yeo im bout to feed this man some buddy lasagna
by suckyourmomhoe August 26, 2022
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Lasagna Effect

Tastes better the next day
Food
Sex
Drank
Bro she had that Lasagna Effect in the mornin'
by MEOWZONES April 13, 2023
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Lazy Lasagna

When a group of Mormons do what is called "soaking" on top of each other. It's the most boring orgy possible, hence the name.
"Did you hear that the all the BYU cheerleaders took part in a lazy Lasagna? Yeah, no one had fun."
by Big dick doc June 21, 2025
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Lasagna

You caught la SAG NA

It’s a rare disease when you have a very saggy nuts sac
You got lasagna LA SAG ON DEEZ NUTZZ
by Spirit_Dank July 30, 2021
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