Jonah

Jonah is fat and ugly. He likes someone called Luella and likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH

Is that a Jonah.

SO big and fatt

by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024

Jonah

Smart,cool kid/boy/man has a best friend named Nicholas and plays football 🏈 and plays Roblox and fortnight loves to say Jo mama

Jonah: guess what nicholas
Nicholas: what
Jonah: yo mama

by Quandale Dingle and yo mamma November 21, 2023

Jonah

The best person in the world, very funny, loves to talk and normally has red hair and feckles

Me: Who is that

Joe: I dont know but he talks a lot
Me: Oh he is a Jonah

by thebestbunner May 19, 2022

Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais is the most talented man you will ever meet. He gives the best hugs and has the best smile in the entire world. Jonah is apart of the band Why Don't We with Corbyn Besson, Jack Avery, Daniel Seavey and Zach Herron.

Person; Have you seen that picture i sent you?
Me; that's Jonah Marais, from the man band why don't we
Person; he is an amazing singer.
Me; Like i don't already know that.

by jonahmaraiswoahs July 13, 2019

Pulling a Jonah

When your friend decides too not join or ignores your response/messages/calls to hop online despite wanting too earlier

“Dammit Dude Jonah’s pulling a Jonah right now”

by CombatantCarlton March 5, 2024

Jonah

Something very stupid, and in most cases has 0 brain cells.

"You are such a Jonah"

by redled69 August 10, 2023

jonah beck

Bella’s hawt boyfriend you can find him on andi mack

Oh my gosh look it’s Jonah beck

by Slurpeeeee May 14, 2018