the act of sticking your dick inside a subway sandwhich and then fucking your girl anal position until the mayo mix leaks out.
by mcfunny names November 12, 2010

also known as the modern day GOD !!!...... from the popular and amazing rock band 30 seconds to mars...
by meesha.echelonUK December 7, 2010

A sexy ass dude with awesome hair, gorgeous eyes and an amazing skill to sing and act.
He plays in the band 30 seconds to mars
He was born on December 26. 1976
He's a Vegatarian
He's hot
Best song ever sung by him is The Kill <3
He plays in the band 30 seconds to mars
He was born on December 26. 1976
He's a Vegatarian
He's hot
Best song ever sung by him is The Kill <3
by xD<3x3 October 16, 2009

A hot actor/singer. He is the lead singer of rock band 30 seconds to Mars where his brother, Shannon Leto is the drummer. He has acted (usually as a hottie or some cute confident guy) in movies such as: Highway, Requiem for a dream, fight club etc. He has a smokin hot body not to mention the most prettiest eyes with a cute face. Rumours had it he has slept with one girl from every city of America. What a slut boy! (a hot one) When he was in his early adulthood, he used to have a mohawk or normal hair, but in his mid-30s he opted for red-tipped black Gothic-looking hair and eyeliner. Both looks compliment him well, still.
Jackie: Omg did u watch that movie Fight Club? It had the awesome Jared Leto in it for a couple of scenes.
Susie: Really? Gimme that movie. Let me borrow it.
Jackie: Hes so cute. I can't get over my Jared Leto obsession.
Susie: Really? Gimme that movie. Let me borrow it.
Jackie: Hes so cute. I can't get over my Jared Leto obsession.
by jackiethecow June 5, 2009

by jareed brown February 11, 2009

Dying. So coined because married life (which is what huge diamonds are about) and death are nearly identical.
by Black Ships December 22, 2008

GONG SHOW!!!! Historically, Jared or "j-rad" has been known to excessively flaunt his pipesand flex at every opportunity. He also has been known to take protien powder and mix it in the middle of chem class in his glass with a spoon.
by Gongcrew April 4, 2005
