Barber: So what will it be?
Douche Bag: Let me get a tapery mohawk with a lineup.
Barber: Douche Hawk it is!
Douche Bag: Let me get a tapery mohawk with a lineup.
Barber: Douche Hawk it is!
by RobAbe April 15, 2011
noun. 1. A customer who comes in with copies of the same expired coupon and tries to use them at the register. When you discover a Hawk, make a flapping motion with your arms and squark like a hawk.
by Rob1978 March 27, 2008
"Bro, Lisa let me Dirty Hawk her last night."
"Bro, the Dirty Hawk?"
"Yeah bro, I squalled so loud the neighbors heard me."
"Bro, the Dirty Hawk?"
"Yeah bro, I squalled so loud the neighbors heard me."
by RagingSaiyan February 19, 2019
A law enforcement helicopter engaged in surveillance and/or interdiction, usually over a lower socioeconomic area, i.e., "ghetto".
by WooWoo42 July 15, 2013
When you're fucking your significant other in the cowgirl position while talking dirty to them through a speak and spell
by Fug schmucker December 24, 2021
Stephen Hawking is a physicist who is considered the best since Einstein and Newton. He is also an atheist prompting many mindless atheist nuts to use arguments from authority. It's obvious why a man like Stephen Hawking is an atheist. It's not intellect that encourages him. It's emotion stemmed from the condition he suffers. You can see that this is the case when an otherwise intelligent man uses a evidenceless hypothesis (multiverse which is science fiction) to advocate atheism. Unfortunately many atheists now use arguments from authority by asserting that because Hawking is an atheist, it must be correct.
Stephen Hawking, an otherwise great scientist whose emotion caused him to put his faith in an evidenceless hypothesis to explain the origin of the universe.
by Skialian January 09, 2014
A restaurant server who lurks near your table and insists on refilling your water glass every minute or so, even though you've only taken a couple of sips. Especially prevalent in Indian restaurants.
by chipsnax November 22, 2011