golden cave

When a man is having sex and think he is about to ejaculate, but actually urinates inside his partner
Holy shit, I was having sex with Peter, and he proceeded to give me a golden cave!
by Gcave January 28, 2016
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Golden Five

A high five which occurs when two people are peeing.

It cannot be stressed highly enough that this must be done blindly, as it is bad peeing etiquette to look toward another person as he or she is peeing.
(At a urinal)
Person A: Dude, did you see that chick who was totally checking me out just a few minutes ago?
Person B: Whoa! Totally! She was smokin', dude!
Person A: Dude, I know. Lay it on me, brother!
(Golden Five ensues)
by Golden Dude July 07, 2009
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Golden Sandcastle

Golden Sandcastle

Verb:

When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand and carving in a moat, on your partners chest and peeing in the moat.
*This sandcastle needs a moat, I’m going to give it a golden shower *

Guy 1: "Something is missing from this steamy sandcastle on your chest!!”

Girl 1: “It needs a golden moat!”

Guy 2: “This golden sandcastle is definitely fortified!”

Girl 2: “How come I didn’t get a golden sandcastle ☹!!?”
by Ivana Alovurmonay May 21, 2020
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Golden Elk

When Jager and Goldschlagger are mixed, It is indeed the Breakfast of Champions.
Person 1: That bro just drank 5 shots of Golden Elk
Person 2: Oh God.
by Chillip September 29, 2010
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Golden Corgi

The beautiful phenomenon of only having to use a single wipe after pinching off a turd.
- How was your dump, bro?

- Cracking thanks bud, it was a golden corgi.
- Sweeeeet
by AJF Calvetron master February 07, 2010
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Golden Oil

Aka, Goil, refers to when a person slides their way out of consequences by relying on their riches.
Tiffany got her DUI charges dropped by relying on her golden oil
by Luckiness May 13, 2021
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golden steamer

result when you combine the Cleveland Steamer and golden shower. Drop a log on the chest and then pee all over it.
"My girl asked me for a golden steamer, so I dropped a log between her tits and hosed it down!"
by sanchez45 April 13, 2013
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