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Golden Sandcastle

Golden Sandcastle

Verb:

When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand and carving in a moat, on your partners chest and peeing in the moat.
*This sandcastle needs a moat, I’m going to give it a golden shower *

Guy 1: "Something is missing from this steamy sandcastle on your chest!!”

Girl 1: “It needs a golden moat!”

Guy 2: “This golden sandcastle is definitely fortified!”

Girl 2: “How come I didn’t get a golden sandcastle ☹!!?”
by Ivana Alovurmonay May 21, 2020
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Golden Murloc

The act of taking a full cock and balls inside your mouth at one time, then releasing a World of Warcraft Murloc shout as loud as you possibly can.
"Damn babe, take it all" "MRGLRGLGLRGLRGL" "WTF?!" "You like that Golden Murloc?"
by Kumah November 17, 2016
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Golden Gophered

Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.

The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.

Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
by DSeanK January 28, 2015
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Golden pickle

When a mans penis is covered in urine and is gobbled upon, by the opposing sex in a heterosexual relationship and same sex in a homosexual relationship.
I went to peters last night and he totally fed me the golden pickle.
by Golden pickle September 7, 2014
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Golden Elk

When Jager and Goldschlagger are mixed, It is indeed the Breakfast of Champions.
Person 1: That bro just drank 5 shots of Golden Elk
Person 2: Oh God.
by Chillip September 30, 2010
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Golden Plower

The act of fucking a person with a penile erection roughly, while pissing in the orifice.
This human is so kinky, they asked me to golden plower them! We had to change the hole sheets after that...
by Soyboyslim420 April 5, 2022
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Golden Raider

when you're shagging a chick in the arse and you piss instead of cumming
I went all Golden Raider on my girlfriend lastnight! She leaked all night long
by PsychoStoo June 24, 2017
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