Floor Gnome

One who does all to most activities on the floor; including but not limited to: Sleeping, computer, eating, tv, laughing, being tickled, MMORPGS, getting hammered, being tricky, telling stories, getting tooth aches, heavy breathing, not breathing, joking, Call of Duty, masturbating, and of course, living.

Dave: Pete, let's go get a job.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.

by Colton Hayworth December 9, 2011

Anus Gnome

When you have the need to take a huge shit but only a little bit comes out.

I was about to drop a huge deuce but it turned out to be an Anus Gnome

by Werycf October 30, 2018

Cigarette gnomes

A disease where the infected does not smoke cigarettes on a regular basis but occasionally one lit cigarette just appears in their hand and they commence the smoking just because it is already there and lit.

"Oh hey I didn't know you smoked cigarettes?"

"Oh no I just have cigarette gnomes"

by Tobacc co August 5, 2018

Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over to make contact with there downstairs.

Dude, Helga is so tall! I want her to Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.

by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022

Gnome Hunting

The hunting of gnomes after a lobotomy (i’m going insane)

Person 1: Let’s go gnome hunting

Person 2: Gnomes aren’t real dude

Person 1: Wdym I saw one this morning in the forest
(Person 1 is turning insane)

by eimzzzz August 17, 2023

Gravy Gnome

A moniker for Justin.tv streamer Steven "Destiny" Bonnell Jr the 2nd. In February of 2014 while livestreaming Bonnell accidentally spilt a jar of gravy all over his blue trenchcoat, eventually leading chat to refer to him as the "Gravy Gnome" with the name sticking ever since.

After rescuing the swedish princess from the evil warlord known as Max, the Gravy Gnome and his beloved set off into the sunset...

by Cottonpapero July 29, 2022

lawn gnome

When you pass out in someone's lawn, you magically transform into one of these majestic mythical creatures.

Old lady Cooper found a lawn gnome in her yard this morning after the wedding reception.

by Donny Mac July 19, 2011