eva taddeo

a girl who is too salty because she is deeply in love with her best pal but is actually all talk

is that eva taddeo? yeah she's pouting

by caprogers May 27, 2019

eva margét

eva margét is icelandic girl witch is the weirdest girl you will ever meet but she is very nice and kind, but one thing she can fart whenever she wants to. Thats her secret talent.! She is so pretty and really good friend shes also really funny the funniest in the friend group, and cute. In school she sometimes sleeps and she hates math and danish, she really doesnt fucking care about school. Eva margét loves boys, but she is always breaking up with them.

Omg eva margét she is so weird

by siggi boss October 14, 2020

EVA Bomber

Pronounced Ay-Vuh Bomber but really should be E.V.A. Bomber, no idea who thought the name should sound like Neon Genesis. But each is to their own. One of the few proven Mini Coopers over 400whp. Owner uses the name as a pseudonym in Facebook groups. Super troll, banned from FB 60% of the time. The Eva Bomber, just like Mini Unfiltered Starbucks admins junk. It's only up and running 10% of the time. The other 90% it's in pieces. The only known predator to the EVA is 1320Mini, but 1320Mini ghosts harder than I do on my tinder dates.

Most of the EVA parts are custom made by Revolution Mini Works (RMW) along with the tuning as well.

"Did you see some one try to call out EVA Bomber on how they made 300hp on mostly bolt ons?"

"Probably not, he has another 30 day ban on Facebook for trolling some guys girlfriend."

by Thunderdick The Impaler November 13, 2018

Eva Donador

generic name for a titillating film starlet of the black and white era.

That scene is so Eva Donador.

by penmarker February 21, 2011

Eva SM

This eva is the sweetest girl you’ll ever meet. She will make you laugh and smile all day. A great friend, in fact, the greatest, and will always listen and care for you genuinely. She has great advice, and is practically the definition of beauty. She’s super talented and smart, gives the best compliments, and is one of my favorite people. Love your eva a ton and cherish her forever, since there’s no one else like her. Also she’s gay, but I support gay people so it’s ok.

Oh I know eva sm, she has the prettiest smile.

by anonymous July 5, 2022

jack eva

A sporty, shy, and trustworthy guy. He usually gets mad at girls because they make him rage but some of them are his best friends. He’ll do anything for his friends even if it means hurting himself. If you make him mad good luck surviving. He has the warmest eyes and the best smile. If your his friend your one lucky person and never let him go.

Did you see that jack Eva he’s so cute.

by Hey how r u December 10, 2018

Anna-Eva

If you were to eat the name “Anna-Eva” it would taste like kale.
dc: Nancy

boy 1: bro i just ate this weird name and it tasted like kale!
boy 2: that was definitely the name “Anna-Eva”

by pee_lover May 4, 2022