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Curtis

Nice eyes,definitely gonna murder me for this
Curtis is going to slap me
by Scran Frank February 7, 2021
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CURTIS

A FORTNITE GOD BITCH A King,The boss
The standard, the blueprint sit op dit,

Sit op dit ju poes😌
Josh: ur fuckin amazing
Curtis:hell yeah I am
by TheLegitBoss44 November 22, 2021
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Curty 2 Purty

A specific individual who is both sexy and charming. He can effortlessly lighten your mood and make even the grumpiest girl smile. He loves all types of music and breaks out into adlib raps that rival the original lyrics. He is strong, kind, and hotheaded. He likes to tease and flirt but becomes adorably awkward when faced with "sexy time". He will knock you off your feet and try to catch you before you fall. He is a Purty Curty or Curty 2 Purty
We need a hero. Let's call Curty 2 Purty. He's the life of a party and the wet in my panties.
by Chriche0207 January 15, 2022
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Curtis

Cur - tis: Noun:
Used to describe a type or group of Homo sapien who exhibit unusual Incel or cuck like behaviours. They can often be found on Truck simulator or occasionally in their local habitat, McDonald's car park. They are particularly easy to spot with physical characteristics such as looking like a ginger hedge with glasses and making a type of popping noise (refer to key banging). Whilst usually found alone in the wild, a Curtis can sometimes be found with another type of Homosapien that we refer to as a "cuck wingman". So far the only location these two have been spotted together has been McDonald's car park.
Person 1: Oh my god! Is that ginger bush or hedge running towards McDonald's?!

Person 2: No, that one of those Curtis things
by mr2drifter April 5, 2024
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Catching A Curtie

When you sneak a nap in while on shift
Guy 1 “Hey, where’s Jerry?”
Guy 2 “I think he’s out behind the silos catching a curtie
by Baby giant March 3, 2022
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Dirty Curty

When you go over to a grinder dates house and rub your nose in their ass right after they shit then smear it on the walls writing how you hate them. Then after you don’t help anyone clean it and complain about how they clean it.
I went over to his house and gave him a dirty Curty. Took him hours to clean up my mess.
by Chill Bro it’s okay December 6, 2023
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