Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
Get the crooked peckermug. A social media online content created who is predator scammer who runs a Ponzi scheme and scams and cyber bullying and harassing Black Women online and has a habit of doxxing Black Women when the truth put out there about his criminal behavior who has multiple lawsuits and F rating on the BBB and failed multiple health inspections. He also plagiarize Food Network recipes into a cookbook that he sold. Check out the hashtag on Twitter #dariuscrooks. All the evidence is there.
by SexyBae 1920 August 31, 2022
Get the darius crooksmug. A character in the animal crossing game series who is known for being financially greedy. He is a raccoon that charges high prices for housing.
by Clover172 January 12, 2024
Get the nook the crookmug. Man 1: Hello old timer, how's things?
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.
by Magnum47 November 5, 2017
Get the crook trotmug. Someone who lies and sells you a dream and super secretive love bombing you doing the most to have sex then after sex the true colors start to show .
Her: hey how are you and rob doing? He seems so perfect for you!
She: oh Rob was a liar girl. He’s a pussy crook. I want my pussy back.
She: oh Rob was a liar girl. He’s a pussy crook. I want my pussy back.
by Flybirl July 15, 2022
Get the Pussy Crookmug. Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.
by the PITA son October 15, 2017
Get the Crooked Eyemug. by steppaz April 8, 2021
Get the crookmug.