crook

Used as an alternative for "jokeman" or "dickhead" in a jokey way amongst friends in the UK.

This Jason guy took the rest of my drink, what a crook

by steppaz April 08, 2021

Hunter Crook

a oddly tall person with a deep voice that asks to play mc pvp every five seconds

Hunter crook is kinda gay
hunter crook plays mc to much

by Hunter Crook November 26, 2023

Little Crook

"Little Crook" (noun): A captivating individual, admired for their intelligence, wit, and charm. This person seamlessly incorporates humorous emojis into their communication, adding a playful touch to every interaction. Their beauty extends beyond appearance, encompassing the allure of their intellect and charismatic personality. Notably, they possess the unique ability to be intellectually evasive in an appreciable way, making conversations engaging and thought-provoking.

You're a Little Crook but I love that about you.

by Ikran Blaque December 18, 2023

crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians

A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life

by Bionic_squirty May 09, 2023

Josh crook

A white boy with really sexy tits, legs and ass.

Girl: ooo like at that thick ass, legs and tits
Boy: holy shit he must be a josh crook damn

by Anonymous_user 2019 October 01, 2019

crooked money

Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.

Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money

by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016

Crooked Thumb

A big ol’ straight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.

I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.

by Jizzñe____007 June 08, 2024