Mark - Dude, my head hurts bad!
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?
by MasterB4iter February 28, 2022
Get the old coconutmug. A gay man or bioqueen who enjoys strict relations with Polynesian boys. You can find these Coconut Queens gushing at a Hawaiian Lu'au or Maori Hangi. These particular types of queens are mostly white males with iPhones (20% have android).
"Damn, gurrrrl. That Polynesian rugby team has got this Coconut Queen ready to bust a coconut!"
"Jeff is trying to flirt with that Samoan Fire Knife dancer and he keeps ignoring him. Sad, little Coconut Queen."
"Jeff is trying to flirt with that Samoan Fire Knife dancer and he keeps ignoring him. Sad, little Coconut Queen."
by boomkanani March 7, 2014
Get the Coconut Queenmug. A sudden and powerful desire to cuddle the shit out of your wife and kiss her and drink a milkshake with her and take a nap with her and wake her up with more kisses
I was really mad thinking about the whole deal with Kavanaugh but then my wife put me in coconut mode.
by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. October 5, 2018
Get the Coconut modemug. A piss coconut.
A unique coconut filled with piss rather than coconut milk.
Alternatively used to refer to one's hairy testicles.
One can also picture Gordon Ramsay using piss coconut as an insult.
A unique coconut filled with piss rather than coconut milk.
Alternatively used to refer to one's hairy testicles.
One can also picture Gordon Ramsay using piss coconut as an insult.
1. "Dude, this coconut is filled with PISS!? It's a PISS COCONUT."
2. Guy 1: "Dude are you okay?" Guy 2: "AUUUGH FUCK I GOT HIT IN THE PISS COCONUTS"
3. "You ABSOLUTE DONKEY! YOU PISS COCONUT". -Gordon Ramsay.
2. Guy 1: "Dude are you okay?" Guy 2: "AUUUGH FUCK I GOT HIT IN THE PISS COCONUTS"
3. "You ABSOLUTE DONKEY! YOU PISS COCONUT". -Gordon Ramsay.
by Oli..? March 2, 2023
Get the Piss Coconutmug. by Eatsov January 24, 2020
Get the Coconut Brahmug. The act of forced nasal induction of cocaine via female flatulence expulsion. In Layman's term to have a women fart cocain I to your nose.
Man my girl and I have been doing to much coconut dusting, I got pink eye again.
That party was lit! so many bitches coconut dusting everywhere.
That party was lit! so many bitches coconut dusting everywhere.
by Methium Webster's definitions April 26, 2019
Get the coconut dustingmug. by popapoppin January 29, 2018
Get the coconut nostrilsmug.