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Mermaid Clock

A given time before you realize that you wanna bone a female that you don't have any sexual or romantic feelings towards, even the most unattractive chick you see daily can in-fact have a "Mermaid Clock"
Dave: "yo look at jessica ?" Cam: " yeah she's ugly asf" Dave: "dude wait until she hits her mermaid clock"
Cam: "what's that dude? Dave: "It's when you hang around her so much you start wanting to bone her even if you don't have physical attraction towards her"
by HeyWOod_JablOmE June 27, 2021
mugGet the Mermaid Clockmug.

Clock a Nigga

1) To hit or beat someone for acting in an inappropriate or disrespectful manner.
2) An unseen beating like a slap that happens before you know It. You only know you’ve been hit after you feel the sting or the pain.
1) If josh tries putting his hands on me again, I’ll clock a nigga so fast he won’t see it coming.
2) That dude put his hands on my sister, I’m going to clock a nigga
by PseudoMuse June 14, 2018
mugGet the Clock a Niggamug.

draw a clock

A response to a deeply confusing or dumb comment. Physicians often ask patients to draw an analog clock on a piece of paper to screen for dementia, Alzheimer's disease, and encephalitis. If the patient's clock picture looks disfigured or incorrect, it is a strong indicator of mental decline. Hannibal Lecter famously asked detective Will Graham to draw a clock to diagnose Will's case of encephalitis in the first season of Hannibal.
Person 1: Tucker Carlson is a socialist!

Person 2: What the hell? Draw a clock, man.
by phishsbrevity April 24, 2023
mugGet the draw a clockmug.

alarm clock

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.
by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003
mugGet the alarm clockmug.

get clocked

Shanna always loved body, but she was always afraid that she would get clocked by more nosy strangers.
by LexaByte March 21, 2017
mugGet the get clockedmug.

YEP CLOCK

A term popularized by the Twitch chess community, commonly used when the timer of a player is about to run out.
xQc: *timer running out*
Twitch Chat: YEP CLOCK
by DudeIsANerd April 11, 2021
mugGet the YEP CLOCKmug.

Clock the doc

The act of watching (or clocking) a documentary.
Did you clock the doc about sharks last night on BBC1?
by Dudecaker April 10, 2019
mugGet the Clock the docmug.

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