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Clock a Nigga

1) To hit or beat someone for acting in an inappropriate or disrespectful manner.
2) An unseen beating like a slap that happens before you know It. You only know you’ve been hit after you feel the sting or the pain.
1) If josh tries putting his hands on me again, I’ll clock a nigga so fast he won’t see it coming.
2) That dude put his hands on my sister, I’m going to clock a nigga
by PseudoMuse June 14, 2018
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Analog clock

Some numbered circle NOBODY can read!
I wanted a clock, and my POOPSICLE MOM got me an analog clock!
by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019
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draw a clock

A response to a deeply confusing or dumb comment. Physicians often ask patients to draw an analog clock on a piece of paper to screen for dementia, Alzheimer's disease, and encephalitis. If the patient's clock picture looks disfigured or incorrect, it is a strong indicator of mental decline. Hannibal Lecter famously asked detective Will Graham to draw a clock to diagnose Will's case of encephalitis in the first season of Hannibal.
Person 1: Tucker Carlson is a socialist!

Person 2: What the hell? Draw a clock, man.
by phishsbrevity April 24, 2023
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alarm clock

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.
by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003
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get clocked

Shanna always loved body, but she was always afraid that she would get clocked by more nosy strangers.
by LexaByte March 21, 2017
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clock blocked

When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view.
Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!
by clockblocker April 18, 2010
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Squirrel clock

An annoying grand father clock. Every hour a squirrel pops out with a nut.
Darn that squirrel clock with it's nut!Said Evv, with a hammer ready to destroy it's innocent looking face.
by Kalollypop. August 7, 2008
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