Cheesecake

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.

The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.

Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.

How it was coined:

Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.

Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.

Example Sentence:

Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?

Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.

by ThaPryynce34 April 24, 2019

Male cheesecake

A man who doesn't wash his foreskin and has tons of accumulated smeg

Kyran has a male cheesecake

by SPARKLY BUTT PLUG May 21, 2024

Rasberry Cheesecake

You fuck a girl on her period without a rubber, cum in her then eat her out. When you finish your face looks like you just ate a Rasberry Cheese cake.

My friend Murphy told me he fucked a girl on her period then ate her out, when he was done he looked like he won a Rasberry Cheesecake eating contest.

by SnailFarmer May 7, 2017

Cheesecake

A person that is Part Caucasian and Part Ashkenazi-Jew

Did you know that that guy who always expresses deep hatred towards Jews is actually a Cheesecake?

by QOS_69 November 23, 2019

Give her some more cheesecake

Something so funny for no reason

Seeing someone nod their head in a weird way* “omg Audrey that is so give her some more cheesecake”

by Anna23453cats December 24, 2023

National eat cheesecake day

This day is on September 9th, It is the one day of the year where you can literally eat any and all cheesecake.

National eat cheesecake day is an entire day where anyone can eat cheesecake until they can’t eat anymore. This day is on September 9th.

by Cheesecakeismybsf December 11, 2019

Copenhagen Cheesecake

When a girl with a yeast infection sits on a guy's face and queefs in his mouth

Guy 1: I was with this chick last night and she queefed on my face.
Guy 2: That's just wrong!
Guy 1: You're telling me, she had a raging yeast infection!
Guy 2: The good old Copenhagen Cheesecake? You know, some guys pay good money for that.
Guy 1: Go home and don't talk to humans no more.

by Dave-Landon December 18, 2018