crap chaps

Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)

In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.

You're welcome.

The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.

by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022

Chapped

to be happy/joyful/fulfilled in life/excited

Sam: I just won the badminton competition i am chapped

Jordy: wow lol

by toastysamwich13 March 8, 2022

ass chapping

the action of chapping another persons ass. Thus making them very annoyed and pissed off

that thicc nibba took my virginity. he gave me a real good ass chapping.

by boomerang man March 1, 2018

Chap

Over with, done for

The squirrel was chap after he ran in front of the car.

by Janetbabyyy November 8, 2020

Chap Lord

A Jamaican Phrase meaning someone who has mastered the art of scamming.

Man a Chap Lord

by 1lawd September 18, 2021

Chap

A vape.

"Yo I just got a new orange chicken-unwashed pussy flavored chap."

by anonymous October 16, 2023

Chap

(verb) Incessantly telling others what to do and doling out unsolicited advice to the point of causing emotional distress and exhaustion. Chapping someone will cause one to experience a mental sensation equivalent to enduring a chronic itchy butthole.

My mother is constantly chapping me over how to raise my children.

by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021