Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.

Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.

by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011

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The Red Jelly Beans

what my psychiatrist made me promise to stop eating

Ill let u figure out what they are

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

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walter the belle glade beaner

some gay bitch who gets jealous over silly shit who dates tasyor but doesnt deserve shit who eats cock samiches and who has hot wet bitt sex with pozo

that guy is so walter the belle glade beaner

by cubano nigga what??? October 12, 2008

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the pork and beans

The art of putting your dick and balls up someone's ass

''Hey man can you give me the pork and beans I'm really stressed".

by diqbread April 13, 2016

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The new amogus Beano comic

The sign we've taken this too far

We need to stop the amogus virus! It has made itself into comics! It is everywhere!
(Also I need to say The new amogus Beano comic because it's needed for some reason)

by yeetus deleus the meatus May 14, 2021

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a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.

An iconic quote my the man, the myth, the one and only Harry Styles when he got asked to tell us an unpopular opinion in which he answers that he prefers...

"a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼."

1: what beans do you like bro?

- i prefer a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.

- oh, i like Heinz...

by oat milk May 13, 2020

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