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Balloon-gate

Scandal in the making, especially one with national security implications, coming down the pipe at you at full speed.
If America doesn't react appropriately to the Chinese spy balloon hovering over the us in late Jan-early Feb 2023, this may indeed turn into balloon-gate
by Sexydimma February 4, 2023
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Balloon Hippie

You were walking with your friends the other day and see a balloon with, religious writing on it floating In the stream. you walk up stream a bit and see a hippie with balloons and a sharpie.as your walking past He heard you swear and said “God wouldn’t want you to swear”, so you reply by saying “do you think god what want you polluting his waters with balloons”.
Look at that guy Writing happy notes on people’s lockers. What a Balloon Hippie ”
by Super accurate description October 9, 2020
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wet balloon

When a man ejaculates into a condom during sex, blows it up like a balloon, and proceeds to spray the contents of the condom onto the receiver as the condom deflates.
Bro, I picked this girl up at JD’s after the duster last Thursday and she asked me to give her the wet balloon.
by Urban Dick 13-3 October 7, 2023
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Balloon Poodle

When a girl inserts her finger into your arsehole while she J's you off
She balloon Poodle'd me last night so good I thought I was a clown at a kids birthday party
by Martin Aynuss June 23, 2022
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banana balloon

When your penis blows up after lack of sexual interest
Luan: Dude I've not had sex in a week... look what happened

* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon
by EmiiLikesCats May 24, 2016
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Water balloon

Tugging on nipples making the jiggly breast move as if you were pinching the knot of the water ballon shaking it.
My nipples are sore, please don’t water balloon me tonight.
by WTerbaloon November 27, 2019
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Ballooner Eclipse

When a Hot Air Balloon or any other type of balloon blocks the sun or moon causing an eclipse.
Dave saw a Hot Air Balloon at the fair blocking the sun momentarily and hollered "Ballooner Eclipse!".
by Friendly Leprachaun August 24, 2010
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