coated balloon

You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.

Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag

by yourspecialchildrapistnextdoor May 22, 2010

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Water Ballooned

The act of urinating during anal sex. Like filling a balloon with a garden hose.

"I picked up this chick from the bar and I totally water ballooned her by accident!"

by Bottle Blondy May 19, 2013

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balloon-gunning

The act of filling a balloon with the alcohol of your choice and chugging it.

Yo, did you see Tommy balloon-gunning those four beers last night?

by double_fist_those_ beers April 23, 2014

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Water Balloon

Trumps everything thrown in Paper, Rock, Scissors, and therefore, life. Seen on the TV show "Friends".

Phoebe: Scissors beats Paper.
Joey: Fire burns paper.
Phoebe: Water balloon.

by RansomedStallion March 9, 2015

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Water Ballooned

When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.

Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.

Why not?

I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.

by party on April 3, 2015

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Balloon Factor

When a company expands quicker than the directors or shareholders can keep up with employees, eventually it explodes like a balloon.

Chris and Pete promised consumer's their investments would be delivered in a set time frame. When that failed, Chris and Pete promised new and better products which sucked further outside investors in. Eventually unable to deliver any products, the company folded....that is the "balloon factor"

by Winfield83 January 3, 2019

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