One Tissue Issue

Busting a nut and only needing one tissue to clean it up

My nut today to a picture of Timmy’s mom was a one tissue issue.

by From the L to the A February 12, 2018

pre-commitment issues

when you don't have any issues with actually committing to a person once you've done it, but issues prior to that commitment on whether or not you should actually do that with said person, regardless of how good they seem.

see i don’t have commitment issues, i have PRE-commitment issues.

by City Boy Up! December 20, 2022

That's your issue bitch.

The go-to response when an insecure woman is offloading her personal hang-ups on to you under the guise of advice.

"It is so lovely that you are so trusting letting your boyfriend go away for the week end given how you two met. " "That's your issue bitch."

by Snakes and ladders October 22, 2016

Daddy Issues

Sex with older men

Kate! You have daddy Issues?? Eww!

by vEthelindBanana June 8, 2018

bushy beth issues

to have an unruly amount of pubic hair, or to be insulted based upon the unruly amount of pubic hair you possess. usually people realize they have bushy beth issues immediately before seeking a trim or shave.

where's my clippers at bro? i got some real bushy beth issues going done.

by cheybailey October 5, 2010

catch ya issue

when some one talks shit and you whoop their ass
When some one needs their ass kicked,and you give it to them!

Yeah I had to give him his issue
You bout to Catch Ya Issue Bruh!

by WeemsGirl February 27, 2011

step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your step dad. Originally said by William Haynes.

I have step dad issues with the media

by ChristopherTheWriter August 6, 2015