redneck wrapping paper

a walmart bag, Instead of wrapping a gift in traditional wrapping paper you just give it to the person in the bag that it was bought in.

Sorry for the redneck wrapping paper, I just picked it up on my way here(bullshit).

by Keyzer Soze November 20, 2009

wrap my rascal

v. to place a condom on one's penis for purposes of banging, primarily, broads and supermodels

Look. Yes. I have banged hundreds of broads... internationally. But know this, I wrap my rascal TWO times, cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation... as a way of punishing supermodels.

by MikeyMcMikenson April 8, 2009

flying ass wrap

when one runs backwards, jumps in the air and wraps their ass cheeks around another's face as they tackle them to the ground

Shawn gave Nick a flying ass wrap the other day! I couldn't believe it!

by shawnk8e9 May 17, 2010

Wrap-N-Jack

When you masturbate in the shower while watching porn on your phone wraped in a sandwhich bag.

My wife walked in on me while I was cranking out a Wrap-N-Jack.

by neednottoknow December 13, 2010

shrink wrap a turd

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.

After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.

by wolfbait51 April 9, 2011

Wrap around gagger

When a woman or man is giving you a blow job and you take her hair (if long enough) and tie it around your waist without her knowing. She tries to back off in order to take a breath, but can't. So she gags on your penis.

Someone giving you a blow job and you secretly tie their hair around your waist so they just gag on your penis. Therefore, a wrap around gagger is occurring.

by Machamer October 25, 2010

Elephant Wrap Around

When a guy is standing up straight and his partner puts her/his arm through the guys legs and gives him a hand job, reenacting the appearance/action of an elephant's trunk. Elephant noises are optional.

Adam: Dude, she finally gave me an elephant wrap around last night!

Nic: Was it uncomfortable?

Adam: Once she got the right grip it was awesome!

Dan: Did she make noises?

Adam: I wish!

Jcon: I gave her lessons!

by Jcon/Jake Ohn February 6, 2013