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Post-term abortsch

What you plead when you go to trial for killing your child. Or what you threaten when your kids are being assholes.
I will absolutely Post-Term Abortsch you if you continue throwing those Cheerios on the floor.
by BIGDRYWAFF March 4, 2023
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long term stranger

Someone you’ve been talking/texting for a long time, yet barely know much about them other than their name.
Adam: I wonder what Dolly is doing right now, I haven’t talked to her in a while.
Eve: Why can’t you just go and ask?
Adam: Because she usually doesn’t respond until a month or two go by
Eve: I guess she must be a long term stranger
by Vbdullelvh June 17, 2024
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Derogatory term

I mean, you could have said "Piece of shit." Could have said "Asshole." I partial to "Solipsistic." But no.
Hym "It isn't insecurity for me to notice and point out (repeatedly) that you're using small dick as a derogatory term. And then you turn to me and lie 'Oh, um, it's not the inherently negative connotation. You're just not saying words good. I'm not using it as a derogatory term because you're inherently bad. I'm using it because you wouldn't be doing what you're doing if your dick wasn't small.' And then I don't believe you (because I would have to be retarded to believe you) and demonized for pointing out that you're a bigot."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
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contradicktion of terms

Text and/or speech produced by someone who claims to be a "really good and decent guy", but whose words clearly convey da opposite message.
Most of da stuff dat Tronald Dump ever says is a total contradicktion of terms!
by QuacksO February 3, 2023
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Terms of service

You're perfectly fine with it when it goes the other way around and not reading isn't a good enough legal excuse not to follow it.
Hym "In using my work to create AI you agree to the terms of service. See '¹Clauses' for more details. Blulululululululululululu!"
by Hym Iam April 15, 2025
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Short term fun

What people are claiming they’re looking for on an online dating platform. It’s the term men use when they are actually being honest and it’s the term women use to lure and trap men they want a relationship with.
Doug:Hey Chris- I heard you’re going to aprils parents place for dinner- I thought she was only looking forshort term fun’?
Chris: ya me too - I was trapped she said she inherited wanted short term fun
by Johnnaykikass April 10, 2024
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Men pursuing short term relationships

Jordan Peterson's ASSERTION is demonstrably false. Their level of competence likely varies. Their level of confidence is independent of their pursuit. Amd doesn't the Dunning Kruger effect demonstrate an inverse correlation between confidence and competence? If their not competence isn't it likely that their confidence would be high? And the issue exploding into nebulous plume of semantics regarding what constitutes 'competence and confidence' for example if you look at Leonardo Decaprio he's one of the most competent actors of all time. Clearly pursuing short term mating. 4 to 5 years max. Jordan peterson believes it takes at least to years to even get to know a person and he also purports to believe that the only true consent is marriage.
Hym "So, men pursuing short term relationships AT THE VERY LEAST are unlikely to have the attributes ascribed by Jordan Peterson. If you look at professions with a high volume of groupies you see both a high level of competence and excessive short term copulation (i.e. Athletes, Musicians, Actors, ect). It just isn't the case. It's literally just a true scottsman project on to people who are fucking all of the women while ingoring entirely the women's agency in short term mating."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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