Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.
One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead
by Dreznych December 10, 2010
A person who is overly candid, but means to do no harm.
One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.
Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.
One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.
Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.
"John always makes people angry with his political views, but he is just a teddy bear asshole."
"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.
"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.
by Jambo Truthbomb July 25, 2011
A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges
i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
When she found out I was cheating, she gave me the 1, 2 Teddy and now the doctors say the bite marks will leave scars!
He said he'd come through with the money, but at the last minute he gave me the 1,2 Teddy and now I'm broke.
He said he'd come through with the money, but at the last minute he gave me the 1,2 Teddy and now I'm broke.
by The Adverb Ninja May 22, 2008
that aint lepracy,its just a bit of teddy ruffskin innit or that teddy ruffskin is a right gimp innit
by SIKKOBAMBERFISHCOK November 09, 2008
A pseudonym, or fictitious name, adopted by a person for comedic perposes. Usually employed when meeting a person for the first time; if used correctly, can cause uproarious laughter. (incase you didn't get it, its short for T-bag).
by Sexyranchdressingman February 05, 2009
As a man is having sex with a girl in her room and is about to cum, he pulls out, grabs the nearest stuffed animal (a bear preferably) and cums in the bears face.
by Lionfish March 04, 2008