moist tart

An attractive, sexy hot young woman. -UK

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.

by lennyschafer August 17, 2016

su tart

a comically innacurate misspelling of "stuart", ususally found in the youtube videos by "Flamingo" (a.k.a.: Albertsstuff)

su tart: helo dad
dad: hi sun

by oneshotnikoafterbeer October 1, 2023

tart taker

lesbian that loves smashing clams

look at that tart taker over there

by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

Tart attack

Tart attack is when something is so tart that it attacks your taste buds.

That lemon sorbet gave me a tart attack!

by Mak attack October 19, 2020

Randy Tart

Root/Shag

I would like a Randy Tart tonight

by 2horny4you November 11, 2019

Pop tart

a female that looks attractive from the front but is disappointing when they turn around

"Kelly is a pop tart because shes a 10 from the front, but a 0 from the back"

by BR!@N August 1, 2008