Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

Barch Tarts

large breasts, boobs, tits, knockers, fun bags, jubblies

or in dennis rancks words: pillows

you can also call someone a barch if you wanted to call them a bitch.

barch tarts = bitch tits

damn dude karli's got some nice barch tarts, i even named em! SABRINA AND CINNAMON!!!

by woodddd June 17, 2008

dozy tart

Dozy; slow witted, daydreamer, dumb, not paying attention
Tart; a derogatory term referring to women of loose moral ethics.

Mate #1: where were you off to last night?
Mate #2 I nipped behind the pub with some dozy tart for a quick shag.

by SirEdmundBlackadder August 7, 2014

shard tart

A female that will do anything for methamphetamine and just won't go away

That Laura is such a shard tart. She won't ever go home

by MARKS BABY April 26, 2021

Randy Tart

Root/Shag

I would like a Randy Tart tonight

by 2horny4you November 11, 2019

Tart attack

Tart attack is when something is so tart that it attacks your taste buds.

That lemon sorbet gave me a tart attack!

by Mak attack October 19, 2020

pumpkin tart

Arrogant and/or obnoxiously preppy renewable finance professional with little to no social skills. Most commonly early to late twenties, poor attitude, and generally unwholesome demeanor.

I think its trash that this pumpkin tart is asking me so many detailed questions while I am trying to ride around in this truck fixing these solar panels.

by Roger McGovern May 13, 2022