Tab Cleared

Drunk. From the unpopular (but actually non-alcoholic) soft drink of the early 90s, Tab Clear.

I'd better not have another, I'm Tab Cleared as it is.

by Terry Towel July 10, 2003

New Tab Syndrome

Also known as NTS, is defined by a situation in which you are trying to do an assignment but can't bring yourself to get any work done and thus regularly open a new tab to do literally anything else at intervals of less than five minutes.

This is generally ensued by a sad and lethargic state the following day, induced by the knowledge that your sacrifice of sleep to finish said work was pointless. Your chances of attaining high academic achievement flew out the window the moment you left home without printing the work you stayed up all night finishing.

Teacher: Michael, where is your assignment? You didn't hand it in this morning.
Victim: Sorry, I was suffering from severe New Tab Syndrome over the weekend... That is to say, my printer broke.
Teacher: (unimpressed)

by slicendice July 13, 2014

ROLLiN TABS

POPPiN SOME TyPE OF PiLL,
iN WHiCH yOU GET HiGH OFF OF

IM BOUT TO ROLL SOME TABS TO EAZE My MiND.
or i BEEN ROLLiN TABS THATS WHy iM ACTiN LiKE THiS

by thecool indivual December 31, 2008

Alt Tab Warrior

Someone who constantly switches windows when someone coming into the room while their watching something they shouldn't

"I was watching some sweet porn the other day, to bad I had to keep pressing alt tab because my mom was cleaning my room"

"You are a true alt tab warrior"

by DefinitionsTheGreat April 12, 2017

Tab X Lolis

2nd most popular couple on omnilab hotels

Yoo its them!!!!! Tab X Lolis TYOOOOA{WTowYIKO{AWOK{OTJWAO_FPLOJFIOWAJKOPFJWAPNFIPJM :woah:

by sam the coolest January 21, 2021

Tab o' War

The fight over the check at the dinner table over who will pay.

"You're getting ridiculous, Debbie, I'm wanting to pay tonight."

"Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your having a Tab o' War in the middle of the restaurant!

by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009

Skipping out on a tab

when you buy a drink at the bar where they know you and you have no cash at the time, you get them to put it on your account (tab). If you leave the area or disappear without paying that account, you are skipping out on a bar tab

You're in a bar:
-hey man... can I get some drink... I'll pay you later..
-sure... here..
Then you take a few drinks and take off.... and just disappear...
and that's called "Skipping out on a tab"...

by TMP3 December 7, 2010