swiped

to deflect a kiss from an unwanted party

Kyle swiped Angela

by Rowboat April 16, 2020

Cock Swipe

The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.

After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…

“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”

“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”

*a few moments later*

“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”

by nellster69 August 17, 2023

Admin card swipe

Stupid you can't do it on the first try

I hate among us admin card swipe

by Sus boy podcast October 27, 2020

Swipe

Pimp Penis

“Slim, pimpin’ ain’t no game of love, so prat ‘em and keep your swipe outta’em.”

by Pinky Freeman December 23, 2018

swipe the card

When you are 69’ng and you ever so lightly lick the anus.

During my second backwards jockey session, I decided to change things up and swipe the card repeatedly.

by Deezlunch November 14, 2017

Swiping and wiping

To tinder and masterbate

Hey Rick how's the dating scene going? A lot of swiping and wiping.

by TheHANDS July 23, 2016

snide swipe

When someone talks shit about you whilst walking by. "Damn I'm so stressed by your snide swipe, I hope you got insurance motherfucker!"

That shit you're talking when you walk past someone and say fucked up shit about them. "My ego hurts worse than the aforementioned snide swipe I recently endured, only because of the inferences made. "

by Architextual January 19, 2025