by hanksbeer October 14, 2008

An article of clothing that is looked upon as gay, lame, or very unfashionable. Usually worn by a certain classmate in Technological Studies Class.
by Gman33 April 28, 2009

a word that originated in Pequannock, New Jersey, that has no real meaning.
A sweater monkey is not an insult, nor is it something to be proud about. It is a great way to annoy your friends though. Continuously call them a sweater monkey throughout the day and they will probably get angry, which is usually funny.
They WILL ask what it is, and you're response is,"YOU! you are a sewater monkey."
A sweater monkey is not an insult, nor is it something to be proud about. It is a great way to annoy your friends though. Continuously call them a sweater monkey throughout the day and they will probably get angry, which is usually funny.
They WILL ask what it is, and you're response is,"YOU! you are a sewater monkey."
by LizzieFresh November 23, 2007

Wow John look at that womans sweater meat!
tits, funbags, bazungas, boobs, knockers, cans, chassis, honkers,
tits, funbags, bazungas, boobs, knockers, cans, chassis, honkers,
by deeez nuttzzzz October 7, 2006

nice boobs under a tight sweater
Saturday was the first cool day of fall bringing the sweater biscuits from their summer hibernation.
by I am Achmed September 25, 2008

Boobs. Lung protectors, jello molds, double lattes, bald commuters, mre's, whoopie cushions, frontal lobes, juggies, ....
by vk31337 May 3, 2011

The name given to women who are attracted to men with copious amounts of back hair, predominantly found at tourist beaches and hotel pools.
by Nubberboy January 24, 2010
