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superman

just "that guy".
always trying to do the right thing with a smile that could light the whole world and a heart big enough for all of the worlds problems, also awesome at halo and pretty much everything else there is.
thing1:i haven't smiled in forever.
thing2:call superman.
by smiling yet? March 22, 2008
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Superman

An incredibly lame super hero with no personality and is much too powerful. Sure he was one of the first, but is also one of the worst (rhyme intended). Uninteresting, not the smartest, funniest, coolest, basically no falling into any of these characteristics, its no wonder there were no good Superman video games made.
Normalguy: "Is it me or is Superman, just... not that interestin'?"

ComicGeek: " Oh, its definitly not you."
by littlecBigC February 19, 2009
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superman blunt

A tobacco leave mixed in with weed, wax, and kief.
Sal: you ready to smoke all of this?

Tom: no man, roll it up all in a superman blunt!
by Sin Taylor August 2, 2017
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SUPERMAN

is a strong man with an even stronger dick
Me: oh im such a SUPERMAN

Victim: NOOOOO

Me: IM SUPER BIG DICK
by THE DINO MAN September 19, 2018
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Saint Cloud Superman

A man who in 2001 started wearing a superman costume and stood at an intersection in Saint Cloud, MN, to 'protect' Saint Cloud. Along with the Superman costume, he held a large American flag. He could be seen doing this for 20 years.

In 2015 he was seen waving a confederate flag on St. Cloud State University's campus while using hate speech which led the campus to pursue legal action against him.

To this day, you can see him driving around Saint-Cloud in a pickup truck decked out with Trump stickers and flags. He is known to start arguments with locals, and people are advised not to acknowledge him as he can be aggressive.
"I think I just saw Saint Cloud Superman in his truck"
"Oh my god, lets get out of here, Saint Cloud Superman is creepy"
by TheAudacityYouHave February 28, 2022
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Superman

A variation on the shocker for a girl who has seen too much. You stand back take aim, extend your hands, fly and hope you don't miss.
That chick is a whore, she wanted me to superman her.
by joyful October 3, 2007
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Superman

Stopping at a gas station bathroom to change for another event you have to go to.
After school, I'm going to work. But I gotta stop at the gas station to superman into my work clothes.
by Mike09 February 26, 2010
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