Comp surfer

Comp surfer
One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)

Shelly can't be laid off, she is a comp surfer.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.

by Cal Montana September 14, 2011

Surfer

A stereotypical low class doobie smoking pothead.

That surfer is pretty good shaka pipeline.

by __pseudonym__ October 8, 2020

Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.

Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.

by TeenBagel January 30, 2016

juice surfer

girls who come on to men in clubs in the hope of getting bought a drink, then move on to the next guy

mate, that gal is a juice surfer bro

by yamyam81 August 17, 2011

Butthole Surfer

A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.

Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.

by taper123 April 25, 2017

Butthole Surfer

1. One who jumps from parter to partner to partake in casual anal sex.

2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)

"You're such a butthole surfer. I saw you take it up the butt again"

by Sputnik the Traveler May 4, 2016

Cock surfer

Some one who live on or by the means of genitals

The girls whole crew was a cock surfer

by Virgo the artisan August 31, 2023