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Supernatural Protection

The belief that one cannot be harmed, and nothing can go wrong in your life if you simply have faith in your favourite imaginary supernatural being.

Best espoused in 2020 by US republicans who equate "wearing a mask" to "not having faith in god's will and protection"

By extension, this also means it is safe to jump into traffic if you simply have faith in god hard enough

Of course, this also implies that if you leap into traffic and get hurt, your faith was not true enough.

This belief system is a self reinforcing and self-reproducing way to hurt yourself. You leap into traffic, get hit by a car, stand up, believe in god harder, leap into traffic again, get hit by a car again. This process repeats until god protects you forever or you wind up dead. Slrt of like a "shit in one hand, wish in the other" type scenario.
***online dating***
Man: "Hey gurl, you look damn good ;)"
Girl: "You look like you should leap into traffic"
Man: "Gurl, if i leap into traffic I'll wind up dead. I'm an atheist so i dont got the same supernatural protections as the religious folk"
by Wypipo whisperer October 23, 2020
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A talented gachatuber who deserves more subscribers and is obbsessed with 1D
supernova is the best gachatuber !
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supernoob

a fuckim lil boi
supernoob a noob who is super
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supernovatears

have you ever watched the anime toradora? well supernovatears is taiga aisaka with blue hair
person one: is that thing alive?
person two: i believe so, i think thats a supernovatears
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suvarn

The boy had a small suvarn
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Cool Guy, Super funny and will FUCK U UP
NO CAP Yo that guy right there is a Suvarnan
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supernaturale

One big ass gorilla. He's currently the best player in the world. He can roast your entire ancestory by just using 1st grade humour.
Supernaturale:"Ебете се ве простаци малки"
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