strumpture

The ability to tell when someone is into you.

1: Andre has no strumpture, he can't even tell that girl is totally into him!

2: I had no idea that Amara was into me, I must have no strumpture.

3: That girl is so strumptured, that boy just winked at her and she thinks he hates her!

by The whistle blower March 17, 2024

strumpadabif

Insult towards a person that has a small penis and is stupid.

You are such a strumpadabif

by Dladine March 19, 2024

strumpadabif

New word/Insult towards a male that infers they have a small penis and they are dumb

You are such a strumpadabif

by Dladine March 19, 2024

Strumps

Is when lumps form due to stress or laughter. Often times found on the back of the head or neck. These go away within 10 to 15 mins.

Wow today was so stressfull, that I got strumps on the back of my head.!
Quit making me laugh, I'm getting strumps again.

by Squeakysunflower 25 December 31, 2024

Strumkin

The act of getting a blowjob while playing the guitar.

My girlfriend gave me a strumkin last night while sitting around the campfire.

by Mchmuhsga December 4, 2025

Banjo Strummer

A Banjo Strummer is a person often from the hills of a southern state that may have high levels of heavy metals in their body and may be slightly handicapped. The term was derived from the movie Deliverance where a group of handicapped southerners played the banjo and raped passersby.

From “I Was Bitten” on the Discovery Channel. A BANJO STRUMMER was in China and wanted to see the elephants. He thought he was on a bus full of other tourists, but they were actually Chinese people. He found the elephants. They attacked and eviscerated him. He decided he was going to “disconnect” his heart by reaching inside and squeezing it. Rather than talk he “hooted” to tell some passersby he was injured.

by Banjo 1 December 13, 2009

Ex stremata

Extreme measures undertaken in the past

Ex stremata provided more cumbersome than simplification.

by Hercolena Oliver May 1, 2010