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Post™ traumatic stress

The assorted "gastronomical nightmare" feelings (heartburn, cramping, bloating, etc.) suffered from eating excessive amounts of crunchy-sweet cold cereal.
I was super-hungry, so I polished off half a box of Honey Bunches Of Oats in one sitting, and now I gots Post™ traumatic stress!
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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stress pack

A huge amount of stress someone has to carry around for a long period of time.
My friend said I am a stress pack.
by Never Milk Kangaroos's friend September 2, 2017
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Stress

School is giving me too much stress.
by AndersonTokington March 11, 2019
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Stressed-off

Stressed and pissed off. Stress that is caused by being angry, or an equal combination of irritated and overwhelmed.
This deadline is unreasonable. I’m so stressed-off!
by Write it to right it. June 28, 2018
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Penis Stress

Sorry I can't today. I'm suffering from Penis stress lately.
by HeavyLillium November 13, 2019
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post dramatic stress disorder

Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".
I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!
by QuacksO November 17, 2019
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terminal stress

Terminal stress is the maximum amount of stress attainable at any given time. The caused can be personal, professional distress, or a combination of the two. Often triggered an astronomical workload or by the ratio of preparedness to approaching deadlines.
I have so many projects due next Friday I’ve hit terminal stress.
by Rural.Juror November 18, 2019
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