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Megan Stobie

The bestest girlfriend in the whole world I love her lots and lots.
by Goosey of Gooseland April 27, 2024
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sex stories

ew get off urban dictionary and go into the real world (stop looking up sex stories too)
by mmmmmmmmmmmdmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmd December 8, 2024
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Fetish Stories

In a cozy London flat, under the glow of dim lamps, Emma scrolled through her laptop, chasing a spark for her restless curiosity. One night, she stumbled across fetishstories.net, a site brimming with tales of unconventional desires. A story about a secret club where fisting was revered as an act of trust caught her eye.
Intrigued, Emma tracked down a similar underground gathering in the city. In a candlelit basement, masked and nervous, she met Theo, a man whose hands told their own story—strong, gentle, deliberate. “Fisting isn’t just physical,” he said, offering a glove slick with warm oil. “It’s surrender.”
In the soft shadows, with faint music pulsing, Theo guided her through an experience beyond the body—a connection where boundaries melted. Emma trembled, each movement a wave of pleasure, each whispered word a tether. When it ended, she was breathless, a smile saying what words couldn’t.
The next morning, she returned to fetishstories.net, hunting new stories, but none could rival the one she’d lived.
by FetishStories May 13, 2025
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onebirdtwo-stonies

"But can you pick up the stone and throw it at the birds?"
Brian claimed he was a onebirdtwo-stonies kinda guy, belatedly ostracised by his grandparent following a misunderstanding over what a Thursday Night Murder club actually did. He believed as once he did a video competition whilst reading out parts of his essay competition, since.
by Blasphemous Essayist May 16, 2025
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sx1nts storied

to get put on @sx1nts instragram story which is the highest level of honor bestowed to a instagram user
yoo did you see that (name) got sx1nts storied??
by sx1nts September 19, 2025
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Barber Stories

Barber Stories are bullshit stories your barber tells you. Barbers tend to lie a lot for seemingly no reason.
Guy “My barber told me he’s a crypto millionaire.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”
by Race relations October 31, 2025
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scream and stoge

When you scream as you're smoking a cigarette, and you cough your lungs up. It can kill you, no joke.
Dude, don't scare me... you almost made me scream and stoge!
by M$$$$$ June 1, 2011
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