Shiterature

The stuff you read whilst on the bog

e.g.Learn Yerself Scouse, Little Compendiums full of knowledge, a lifestyle magazine, Readers Digest, Shiterature

by Pseudo Scouse March 3, 2009

Shiteresting

Literally: shittily interesting

1. engaging in a bad way and holding the attention or curiosity.

2. arousing a feeling of shiterest.

Ivorne's shoulder is fucked and she has to work tonight...should be a shiteresting time.

What a shiteresting day at the beach. It rained the whole time!

My, what a shiteresting baby you've got there, ma'am.

by werdbooty June 8, 2009

shiterature.

Any piece of literature you read on the crapper.

Man, Readers Digest is some pretty boring shiterature.

by John Poopsmith October 15, 2010

shiterator

Any electric or lp-powered portable toilet used in marine or remote environments where plumbing is not practical to dispose of human waste. Its a shitter that burns the poo into ash when your done.

I really want to install a shiterator on my houseboat so I don't have to hire port-a-johnny to come and pump my shit out of a tank.

by thumbsupracing December 3, 2010

Shite Pipe Train

The act of multiple Gay men haveing anal sex in a line.

My arse is red raw after that shite pipe train

by Andybhoy1995163 July 19, 2011

Shiteagles

A word used to describe large flocks of irritating seagulls

Me: Do you want to have a piece of pie?
(Seagull attacks)
Me: Piss off you shiteagles.

by Hungry Man with no Pie July 20, 2011

shite

A British/Irish way of saying the S word, or sh*t, is more of a "censoring," kind of.

It is becoming more common, as well.

Pronunciation: Sh - ITE. (ITE example: KryptonITE)

"Mate, I just took the BIGGEST shite of my LIFE today!"

by iiToxicMinded December 6, 2015