boring stick

a person who is so boring their presence ruins any social gathering

dont invite robertson and hit our night out with the boring stick!

by dhrotky June 13, 2018

grocery stick

The long plastic bar at the grocery check-out, used to divide the groceries of separate customers.

Place the grocery stick at the end of your groceries, so the next person in line doesn't have to wait on your cluelessness before they can start placing their goods on the conveyor.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Porn Stick

A portable USB device for storing your collection of porn and other things (like work).

Jimmy whipped out his porn stick, rammed it into the laptop and loaded his Power Point presentation.

by Yellowdawg November 2, 2010

Voodoo Stick

When your game is so balls deep in puss that you slay the crowd of women chasing you, taking one woman's head and putting it on your dick throat-first (with your penis sticking out of her mouth), and placing another woman's head on your dick mouth-first, thus achieving two women making out while they're both blowing you.

After my righteous guitar skills slayed the crowd, I grabbed a drink at the bar and started building my voodoo stick.
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"Bro, that slut wants your cock so bad, get in there and give that bitch the voodoo stick"

by givethatbitchthevoodoostick July 10, 2012

jobby stick

A long stick used to pick up pieces of jobby (poo).
The Jobby stick can be used to move or flick the jobby or chase your mates with.

Can be used in the game 'Poo Sticks'
See Also - Shitstick(7)

OH MY GOD!! did you see dave chasing keith with that jobby stick?

by davedavidson June 18, 2008

piss stick

when your bladder is so full of urine that you develop an erection

I had to pee so bad that i got a piss stick

by MikeB412 June 22, 2011

j-stick

A large joint rolled with kief, hash, shatter,and flower

That j-stick got twelve people high, ten were rastad and two were pinned-back.

by emilejfagerstromiv December 10, 2018