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squaring your shelves

A strong solid life that a person that only needs to refine the details of. Relating to someone who pretty well has their life in order.

A well set up plan that only needs small detailed revisions but is well thought out nonetheless.
You grew up in the rural country side of Manitoba where you had plenty of time and open space for squaring your shelves.

We just need to square our shelves and our strategy will be foolproof.
by Toxicnukem (Youtube, Twitch) February 4, 2025
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squaring your shelves

A strong solid life that a person that only needs to refine the details of. Relating to someone who pretty well has their life in order.

A well set up plan that only needs small detailed revisions but is well thought out nonetheless.
You grew up in the rural country side of Manitoba where you had plenty of time and open space for squaring your shelves.

We just need to square our shelves and our strategy will be foolproof.
by Toxicnukem (Youtube, Twitch) February 4, 2025
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Squeeling

To make a high pitched squawk, shriek, or any unusual noises.
Ava was squeeling at her math teacher about her grades
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Squeerling

To make a high pitched squawk, shriek, or any unusual noises.
Ava was squeerling at her math teacher about her grades
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Squiffing

The act of being drunk and losing control of one's muscle control retaining flatulence
Scott had 3 drinks whilst out to dinner and becoming squiffing on the walk home, releasing tiny puffs of bodily gases as he staggered
by Scottleydog February 26, 2025
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Squarting

When a woman is riding your face, squirts in your mouth, then squats down with her asshole on your mouthhole and farts to blow bubbles in the squirt you have in your mouth.
I walked into my roommate Alan's room at a party and saw his girlfriend squarting right in his mouth.
by W0lFm@NJ93 June 24, 2025
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Snurling

Snurling is a highly taboo and disturbing ritual sex act involving two corpses. The act begins by inserting a fetus (usually from a stillbirth or recently deceased pregnant woman) into the rectum of a fresh corpse. A practitioner known as the Snurler then performs oral suction on the corpse’s mouth, attempting to draw the fetus up through the digestive tract and extract it through the esophagus and throat into their own mouth.
“You think gorping’s bad? Bro’s been snurling since the funeral.”

Sticky Ricky got caught mid-snurl again. Cops found the fetus halfway up the chute.”

“He keeps a jar labeled ‘snurl fuel’ in the fridge. I’m never visiting him again.”
by Crusty smeglord July 23, 2025
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